I love men; I really do. I value my male friends. Really, I do. I don't want to hurt or offend any of you, but this is just too darn funny to keep to myself. I don't know its origins; a good friend (female) sent it to me today and I can't stop laughing. To the men of the world, please do not think ill of me and for heaven's sakes, don't blacklist me in every men's restroom across America. I have enough trouble gettting a date!
Fall Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, Oct 30, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
11 comments:
Good reminders of why some men are not ones to live with:) Noting that I also love men and all that. but, lol.
That is SO funny, Sheria! Thanks so much for sharing - you gave me my laugh for the day! ~ Caroline ~
Mine doesn't need such classes... well, the one about being quiet while I'm driving would be nice....and the one about changing toilet paper, oh and how to find things without getting angry... and bringing flowers... hmmm... on the other hand! These were funny. bea
Yes...my husband could join a few classes on this list. This is definitely getting printed out and left in the 'Library' (little boys room) for a bit of light reading by a certain member of our household. Lol!
Great entry....I had a hoot!
Jeanie
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lolololol HAHAHAHAHA
ok thats it
* gets black marker*
* WRITES * " FOR A GOOD TIME EMAIL SHERIA AT ...........@AOL.COM"
HAHAHAHAHA
hope your having a good week,
Christopher
http://journals.aol.com/ukgal36/Britsblog/
OOPS..... WHAT THE HECK is up with my computer
I copied my blog link and it posted the wrong thing
WHAT IN THE WORLD...... is going on with AOL
OK............
Ignore that link at the end
http://journals.aol.com/cmarlow330/ChristophersJournal/
Christopher
LOl thanks for the laugh. My ex husband sure could have used those lessons, but I am happy to say my Todd is well versed in all of these!
Marie
http://journals.aol.co.uk/mariealicejoan/MariesMuses/
Came here via Bea, this is sooo funny! I shall also print this off and hang it in the downstairs cloakroom - laminated of course in case any male tries to add a comment!! Thanks for the laugh Sheria! Pat http://journals.aol.co.uk/pm71blackfen/ramblings-from-pat/
Ok, I get it I think. Are you saying that men stupid?
Gaz ;-)
Thanks for the laughter this afternoon hon! If I would have any to add it would be a class on how the bag doesn't magically insert itself in a garbage can once the one before was removed. (Hugs) Indigo
Honey, if a man is going to write dirty things about you on a bathroom wall for THAT harmless amusement, then you're definitely doing something wrong. Or not doing anything wrong enough.
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